Celebrity Betting: Oprah’s Big Fucking Night

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For those of you who don’t watch splashy entertainment news shows, fat-cum-thin-cum-beefy billionaire talk show host Oprah Winfrey is finally taking off her pussypants and appearing on The Late Show With David Letterman. After years of dodging Letterman’s show(16, exactly), Oprah will sit her big black ass on the couch this Thursday night. And guess what? The crazy-ass dildos at Bodog have odds on some of the celebrity grab-assing that’s sure to follow. Bodog’s favorite for how Oprah will be greeted by Letterman is a “hug and kiss on the cheek” which pays out 3/2. A “handshake, hug and kiss on the cheek” pays out 2/1. Longshot odds at 50/1 are no physical contact whatsoever. We’re sad to say that there are no odds for “handshake, hug, kiss and dry hump of the leg” or “handshake, hug, kiss and rim job.”

How Will David Letterman Greet Oprah When She Appears On the Late Show on December 1, 2005? [Bodog]