Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen Next Season on Dawson’s Creek?

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We know it’s Tuesday. That’s why we’re happy. And we also know plenty of gamblers love Dawson’s Creek. The new season begins tonight and we’ve brought along handicapping sherpa Roland Barristoni to help us lay odds on what will happen to Dawson, Joey, Pacey and all the gang. After the jump, get a leg up on the new season and find out what we think’s going to happen at the Creek this year!

ODDS

· Dawson buys a flute. 2/1

· Pacey rides a tractor. 3/1

· Joey rides a tractor. 1/1

· Bessie Potter becomes stricken with polio 2/1

· A giant ape is loosed upon the town and hides in the police station. 3/1

· A giant ape rides a tractor. 2/1

FUN WITH THE OVER UNDER

· Number of times Pacey changes his pants during the season: 4

· Number of boyfriends named “Pervis Ellison” Joey beds: 2.5

· Amount of scotch drank by giant ape in police station: 3 fingers

· Lanterns used by Bessie Potter during cave adventure: 7

· Times Dawson smells his own finger after eating jam: 6

· Number of times guest star Conrad Bain leaps off of a castle: 3

· Number of times Jen Lindley uses the phrase “sleeping with the dojo.”: 7

· Large tents used by farmhands during county fair: 4