Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen Next Season on Dawson’s Creek?

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We know it’s Tuesday. That’s why we’re happy. And we also know plenty of gamblers love Dawson’s Creek. The new season begins tonight and we’ve brought along handicapping sherpa Roland Barristoni to help us lay odds on what will happen to Dawson, Joey, Pacey and all the gang. After the jump, get a leg up on the new season and find out what we think’s going to happen at the Creek this year!

ODDS

· Dawson buys a flute. 2/1

· Pacey rides a tractor. 3/1

· Joey rides a tractor. 1/1

· Bessie Potter becomes stricken with polio 2/1

· A giant ape is loosed upon the town and hides in the police station. 3/1

· A giant ape rides a tractor. 2/1

FUN WITH THE OVER UNDER

· Number of times Pacey changes his pants during the season: 4

· Number of boyfriends named “Pervis Ellison” Joey beds: 2.5

· Amount of scotch drank by giant ape in police station: 3 fingers

· Lanterns used by Bessie Potter during cave adventure: 7

· Times Dawson smells his own finger after eating jam: 6

· Number of times guest star Conrad Bain leaps off of a castle: 3

· Number of times Jen Lindley uses the phrase “sleeping with the dojo.”: 7

· Large tents used by farmhands during county fair: 4

Whitefish Salad: High Rollers Love This Magic Mush

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We know when most high-rollers spend an 18-hour day at the Taj they get pretty hungry. Most people would assume that these dapper gents take their winnings and head over to Morton’s for a nice filet mignon. But that is not the case. According to reports from a craps dealer at the Taj, surprising as it may be, most high rollers bring their own sustenance and steer clear of restaurants all together. The real players, like Frank Scoblete, author of Forever Craps, maintain their high energy and focus by eating whitefish salad—sometimes up to two pounds of it during real high energy rolls. So, the next time you’re hanging around the craps table, check for the Tupperware container full of whitefish salad. Sometimes players hide it in a fanny pack because they’re embarrassed by it. And don’t ever ask them about it. It’s bad luck.

Whitefish Salad Recipe