Cruise/Holmes: Odds of Self-Immolation are Imminent

filed under Event Betting : Celebrities

Now that the sideshow engagement is officially underway, the next thing to bet your sister’s allowance on for the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding is the destination and when it’ll happen.(Sadly, the “fourth circle of Hades” and “when robotic mailmen roam the earth” are not options.) However, the slap-happy bookmakers at Sportsinteraction have set aside some reasonable prices for Katie and Tom’s wedding date and location with the wholly original Paris being offered at 1.50 as the frontrunner and—brace yourselves—JUNE/JULY 2005 at 2.25 as the favorite. Yet, Ladbrokes takes the more tasteful and realistic line which is when the googly-eyed brainwashing will mercifully end. Ladbrokes has the odds of a Cruise/Holmes dissolution at 5/1 right now.

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