More Celebrity Jailbirds: Bet On The Downward Spiral
filed under Event Betting : Celebrities
The online booksters at BetUs have hopped into the celebrity legal troubles arena and listed odds on whom will be next to be handcuffed and tabloid fodder for all the world to see. Heavy favorites include actor and prostitute devotee Charlie Sheen(7 to 2), beleaguered boxer Mike Tyson(3 to 2), professional piano playing drunk stunt driver Billy Joel(9 to 2), and grab-ass afficionado Christian Slater (9 to 1). Oddjack’s personal pick is former Friends star Matthew Perry at 15 to 2, who is bound to get into trouble just loafing around following Jennifer Capriati’s tennis matches. The Vicodin bottle inches that much closer as his career continues to fade. After the jump, examine the dubious list and go scuba diving in mall fountains to scrounge up enough change to bet on your favorite.
Billy Joel
9 to 2
Ashton Kutcher
18 to 1
50 Cent
7 to 2
Colin Farrell
5 to 1
Scott Weiland
6 to 1
Charlie Sheen
7 to 2
Michael Jackson
20 to 1
Tom Cruise
30 to 1
Lindsay Lohan
15 to 1
Matthew Perry
15 to 2
Nick Nolte
6 to 1
R. Kelly
5 to 1
Christian Slater
9 to 1
Mike Tyson
3 to 2
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