Take a Ride on the GW Bush Mustache in Cuba

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With the swirling controvery surrounding GITMO, it’s a pretty safe bet to say that our belovedly loathed president George W. Bush will make his way to Cuba before Dec. 31, 2005, which Betonsports is offering at +500. We hope President Bush is on his best behavior and reaches out to the people of Cuba. To endear himself, he could hop on a tiny raft made out of a Port-o-Potty, float over, and maybe apply a little jump-start to one of the many Chevy Dusters buttressing the dirt roads of Havana. And while he’s there, he should grow a mustache, which we would happily parlay since it’s offered at +2000. After the jump, enjoy the rest of the GW money-making goodness they have to offer.

Will any of the following occur to GW Bush before 12/31/05

He will be impeached +3000

He will grow a full beard +3000

He will grow a mustache +2000

He will divorce +10000

He will confess he has maintained an affair +5000

He will resign as president +5000

He will record a music CD +1000

He will sell his Texas Ranch +2000

He will visit Havana, Cuba +500

Will Any of the Following Occur to GW Bush before 12/31/05? [Betonsports]
Previously: Boo! No More Nude Prisoners on Barbwire Trampolines! [Oddjack]