Yes, The World Is Made of Cheese… Carrie Underwood Wins!
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Finally, something went right for us last night. Carrie Underwood overcame her 4/5 odds, Bo Bice’s hair dryer, and the freshly-dug-up Lynrd Skynrd to win the hearts of potato farmers everywhere and become the next winner of American Idol. Even though Bice was favored at 7/5, his gutteral hound dog growling wasn’t enough to topple the virgin Carrie Underwood.
But that’s okay. We’re sure that Bice has a long career ahead of him once Lynrd Skynrd tries to capitalize on their latest buzz, charter a small Cessna, and crashes into a swamp somewhere over Louisiana. We’re sure Bice would be able to step right in and form a group with any of the surviving members.
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