Fantasy Football News: Farewell, Hamper Shitter

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So, during yesterday’s 52-3 walloping of the New Orleans Saints, the Green Bay Packers unleashed the fury that is Najeh Davenport on the world for the first time this season. The famed Hamper Shitter went completely bananas in his first start of the season replacing the useless Ahman Green, racking up 54 yards and two touchdowns on his first 12 carries. Then…he broke his ankle and is now done for the season. It’s a shame, considering Green’s troubles this year could’ve opened the door for Davenport and made those of us who drafted him in the late rounds look like GZAs. Well, thanks for the day, Najeh. See you next year. And Ahman Green’s owners can breathe easily once again.

Plans Go Awry [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
Najeh Davenport Player Page [Yahoo Sports]
Holy Shitter! [HamperShitter]

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