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We’ve met very few women that understand the draw of fantasy football. It’s tough to explain how we can get upset when Jeb Freaking Putzier gets the look near the goal line instead of Mike Anderson, but now women have something equally incomprehensible to explain—Fantasy Fashion League. The Detroit Free Press tries their best:

“Each player has a roster of designers and celebrities that make up the player’s team. There are six teams in a league. Players log points for celebrity and designer sightings in three categories: red-carpet events (such as the Oscars); daily trade publications (basically Women’s Wear Daily and InStyle.com); and 15 monthly fashion magazines.”

So pre-Oscars on E! your girlfriend is chanting “Show Dakota Fanning in Versace… show Dakota Fanning in Versace” under her breath, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find that common ground you’ve been missing since she won’t let you do that thing to her anymore.

Football widows turn to Fantasy Fashion League [Detroit Free Press]