Football Betting: How We Did This Weekend

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Total Wins: 6
Total Losses: 5

What happened in that San Francisco/Arizona game last night? Everything the bookmakers suspected. Monday can’t be good for all of us who fell for that line thinking that there is no way Arizona could be favored in that game, only to watch them trail early thanks to two quick defensive scores. Then Josh McCown goes nuts and we all feel foolish for not learning our lesson from last week’s Denver Broncos/Kansas City Chiefs game, where the seemingly much better Chiefs were 2 point underdogs. And the Vikings stink again and we’ll stay away from now on, thank you. Plus, we’re now at the point where we have to take Penn State very seriously in the Big Ten. And, of course, the mustache betrayed us again. We’ve learned our lesson. But there were so many nice, easy going victories with Michigan, Alabama, and Notre Dame all proving that we know where the moneyline value lies. We honestly felt smart for a good portion of Saturday night, a strange sensation, indeed. Alas, another week awaits and we’re back to our humble beginnings, waiting for the next big payoff.

Previously: Football Up Your Ass [Oddjack]