The Art of Laguage in Football Picks

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Leave it to the Sedge Court Journal crew to add some color to their football betting picks for the week—especially from a fella named Vinny the Squirtz:

Whazzup bitches, Vinny coming at you from San Diego with some fresh picks for the week. But before I do that I want to clear up a few things…. 1. Oklahoma sucks fat dick and blew my 4-team parlay last Saturday by not showing up yet again. Hear this Adrian Peterson, whoever thought you could play in the NFL LAST YEAR should be shot. 2. The Michigan State-ND game will be the game of the year, Drew Stanton is a darkhorse canidate for the Heisman. Watch him blow up next week against Michigan..but beware of this week, MSU plays like shit after dominating a top 10 squad.

Hmm. Are we surprised that this man is named Vinny? Or “Squirtz” for that matter? But we love his logic about Michigan State. We are not however certain of Oklahoma running back Adrian Peterson’s sexual orientation.

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