Free Pick Rundown: Cheeseheads Make Everybody Feel Like Fonzie

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· SharpJuice thinks that the emotion will run high tonight because it’s Monday Night and it’s Brett Favre. When doesn’t emotion run high on Monday Night Football when Brett Favre is playing? [SharpJuice]
· Al Dawg from Sedge Court took a huge pull from the WD-40 container this morning and thinks that a cold weather game and no Vikings offense equals over 44 points. [SCJ]
· CigarBookie hates the MNF game tonight, and says the line (GB -6) is “right where it needs to be.” He hit Auburn -7 and Indy -5.5 this weekend with ease, so if the Pack wins by six tonight, y’all need to hop on board. [CigarBookie]
· The Sports Advisors give Green Bay the huge ATS advantage. [Fox Sports]

Free Pick Rundown: Free Picks To Help Jerry Jones Buy Another New Face

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· Ah, the Sedge Court Journal boys: “The Eagles already weak offensive line suffered another setback with the loss of center Frank Haley.” That’s cute. “Frank Haley.” They pick Dallas and we don’t mind the fact because, well, they’ve obviously been huffing shoe polish. [Sedge Court Journal]
· Our silly online nemesis at American Gambling News picks his jock off the ground and makes an alarmingly sound pick with the Eagles. [AGN]
· Sharpjuice plays the “revenge” factor. Always a nice way to go. He’s picking the Eagles because he’s a genius and will one day have handsome children who grow up to be millionaires. [SharpJuice]
· The NBX boys are picking the Cowboys and the points because they were raised by wolves, have no table manners and drink their own pee. [NBX]

Free Pick Rundown: The Blowout Comb Addition

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· The Sedge Court Journal guys are riding the Illini to cover against the confounding Purdue Boilermakers. And then they start yelling about Polish sausage and confuse the crap out of us. [Sedge Court Journal]

· Boob-a-riffic free picker and aspring Playboy centerfold says that the Detroit Lions will beat the Arizona Cardinals and the Indianapolis Colts will destroy the Houston Texans. [Gambling911]

· T-Money at Sharpjuice is taking the Houston Texans and their positive ATS against the Colts this weekend. This spells bad news for those of us who also took the Texans. [Sharpjuice]

· Jersey hating in the house. Turn Up The Juice actually makes a pick several hours before game time and says that Louisville -22 is the easiest gimme ever.[TurnUpTheJuice]

· SixTOCover is asking all the right questions about the NCAA football weekend and questions why Nebraska, Tennessee, and Florida State are getting weird-ass lines. [SixToCover]

Free Pick Rundown: And The River Shall Open For The Righteous

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· T-Monye SharpJuice is essentially putting everything he owns on the Patriots and the points and teasing things left and right. He loves this game. Correction: He looooooves this game. [SharpJuice]

· The AGN chap is letting it be known that he loves the Patriots so much, he actually has them giving points tonight. [AGN]

· The Sedge Court Journal chaps finally sober up in time to make some picks before 8 p.m. And they take the Colts because they think the Patriots’ line is one bad hit away from having a stroke. Whoops. [SCJ]

· Gambling 911’s titular little handicapper Lisa Perry loves the Colts to win, but Pats to cover. [G911]

· Of course, Turn Up The Juice is out smoking endo, sippin’ on Gin and…juice?…so they have no picks up at this point. But they will later. We’re betting they’ll take the Patriots because they love home dogs and Cesar once had a fling with Patriots wide out David Givens. [TurnUptheJuice]

Free Pick Football Rundown: Just In Case You’re Not Seeing Jarhead This Weekend

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· T-Money Sharp Juice says stay away from the Saints at all costs. And the Cardinals for that matter. But he loves the 49ers and Cody Pickett for some reason. Something about jet-lag, or whatever. [SharpJuice]

· Stetson loves it doggy style. And we mean it—he likes to dress like a french poodle on weekends. Or, rather, he loves underdogs. Much more than we do. The man goes Titans, Raiders, and the Pats as dogs on Monday night. [Covers]

· Colin Cowherd’s 8-0 on his lock picks at ESPN Radio so far this year. He loves NC State with 13.5 against FSU. [ESPN]

· Boobtastic Lisa Perry at Gambling 911 tries to exit stinkbomb city and will do so with this bevy of picks. Or is it even Lisa Perry anymore? Did she get demoted to NBA picks? [G911]

· Turn Up The Juice better wake their lazy asses up. Now. [TurnUpTheJuice]

· Same with the Sedge Court Journal. 15 friggin’ guys on that site and nobody has a pick up before 2. Christ. [SCJ]

Free Pick Rundown: Bring Out The Gimps

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· Gambling 911’s Lisa Perry tries to continue her winning ways, imparting her football knowledge as seamlessly as she does her breasts. [G911]
· Sedge Court Journal’s Robnosticator has a great feeling about Michigan upending Northwestern this weekend if for the only reason that Northwesterns have too many Asians attending their school. Flawed logic is better than none, we suppose. [Sedge Court Journal]
· T-Money Sharp Juice is feeling Minnesota this week, looking California however, is not an option. [SharpJuice]
· TUT Juice’s shady Ohio Ice calls a Northwestern underdog victory over the Wolverines. There is also a nice, happy picture of an ice cream truck. [TurnUpTheJuice]
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Free Pick Rundown: A Little Hokie Handful

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· Big Boy T-Money loves the Vickishness and the defense. [SharpJuice]

· TUT Boys start the weekend early with another shot at the VA Tech game—same concerns, however, that the line is just a little off. And scary. What do the Terps have in store? [TurnUpTheJuice]

· SedgeCourtJournal smells a trap and takes the Over(48) instead. He also admits that he’s Polish. We’ll leave it at that. [SCJ]

Free Pick Rundown: It’s Freakin’ St. Paddy’s Day

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· TUT juice hates everything about Notre Dame except Charlie Weis. Can you hear the sounds of the bandwagon careening off of a cliff due to its weight? [TurnUptheJuice]
· SharpJuice is riding a lot of O/U totals this week. In fact, he says he’s “horny” about a lot of these totals. We’re grossed out, but like his logic on most of these especially the under in the ND/USC game. [SharpJuice]
· The SCJ’s always entertaining Rat is seeing a lot of chalk this weekend. USC and Michigan on his slate. Plus, of course, the requisite exclamation marks and profanity. [SCJ]
· The AGN has himself all in a lather over his upcoming battle with us. We think it’s cute. Awesome photo of Eli on a mechanical bull always makes us smile, however. [AGN]
· NBX is annoyed about all the USC and Irish coverage. The loathing in their post is palpable. They sound grizzled and old. But they love the Irish as home dogs. [NBX]

Free Pick Rundown: It Starts Early

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· New free picker SixtoCover loves the Wake, but lurves the Wakey Bakey. [SixToCover]
· TurnUptheJuice loves Arkansas State. Well, they loved them yesterday, actually too, but can’t read a schedule. Must have been hanging out with the SixtoCover kids smoking the hooch. [TUTJuice]
· T-Money at SharpJuice pusses out on a pick, but loves the under in tonight’s Clemson/Wolfpack joint. [SharpJuice]
· The crazy mad cappers at Sedge Court Journal go all crazy mad about UNLV. This is not basketabll, nor is it 1991, so we can’t figure out why. [SCJ]

Free Pick Rundown - Week Five

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· All sorts of wackiness from Vinny and the Sedge Court boys this week, especially with their BYU +7.5 over New Mexico pick. Don’t they know the LDS Church had their yearly conference a couple weeks ago, and there’s always a letdown in the wake of all that excitement? It’s like the Mormon week-after-Spring-Break without the hangover and AIDS test. [Sedge Court Journal]

· We think Turn Up The Juice is taunting us. How else to explain not having their picks up promptly? Come on guys, these games aren’t going to bet themselves. [TurnUpTheJuice]

· Our boys over at SharpJuice insist on betting the Pack over the Saints. We can’t bring ourselves to bet on Aaron Brooks, but that Pack team ain’t what she used to be either. [SharpJuice]

· AGN likes the Jags over the Bengals? Not if our fantasy WR Chad MotherEffing Johnson has anything to do about it. Please Chad? Joe Horn’s hurt, we need the points. [American Gambling News]

· Poker blogger “The Commish” admits last week was shaky, but when you pick every game on the schedule, variance will slap you around sometimes. Anyway, he’s got the Lions and Falcons to upset this week (yes, we know Detroit is technically “favored,” but come on), and TEN/HOU to go towards the under. We’d like to smoke what he’s smoking. [ToddCommish]

· And, of course, Bill Simmons finds a way to equate Vinny Testaverde and Dylan McKay. Who does he think he is, Chuck Klosterman? [ESPN Page 2]

· Lisa Perry of Gambling911 tries to get back on the horse and she does so by taking the Jets and the Browns. And will there ever be a week when she doesn’t take the Colts? Will there ever be a week where we’re not distracted by her being in a bikini? What a wicked game they play. [G911]

Free Pick Rundown: Week 4

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· The Sedge Court mobsters have a wide variety of picks including the always exclamatory Rat who is taking Mizzou +14 against Texas. There’s some balls. [Sedge Court Journal]

· Corey at Turn Up the Juice is staying away from the mustache at all costs and mumbling something about Virginia Tech having trouble in Morgantown or some shit. We say pshaw. Not a chance West Virginia steps up. [ TurnUptheJuice]

· El Sharp Juice is riding the VA Tech highway, the Hurricanes, and the mighty Ducks of Oregon. Next stop: Chalk City. [Sharpjuice]

· Our former dojo the Impaler proves he still knows more shit than anybody about this stuff as he’s taking Utah State and Eastern Michigan this weekend. We didnt’ even know those schools had football teams, but we’ll trust him. This guy would bet on junior high football games if he could get action. [Doc Sports]