Fantasy Football: We Hope The Door Hits You In The Ass. Hard.

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Well, everybody that looked like a genius drafting Terrell Owens in the third round has finally got what they deserved. Well, not really. They didnt’ deserve it. Nobody did. But for all the good the man brings to a football team, it’s amazing that his awful personality can completely ruin his own career. As an Eagle fan, it’s a shame that the worst case scenario actually happened, but we all knew it was a possibility as soon as he signed the contract(by dicking over the Ravens, no less).

So, it goes back to that whole theory about how there should be no surprises when you start dating a girl who cheated on her old boyfriend to be with you. You knew she had it in her to stray, so once she does, well, you knew what you were getting into. We hope for the Eagles’ sake and every fantasy owner that had him for seven weeks that the sex was at least good.

Anyway, do take a look at Greg Lewis as a possible replacement. We know Reggie Brown caught the pass last night, but it’s Lewis who will see the majority of the balls thrown his way. Dude’s probably in available in most leagues at this point. He stepped up huge in the playoff games last season. He may not have big play potential, but he’ll be the guy that has the best opportunity to gain 100 receiving yards for the Eagles on a consistent basis in this offense.

Owens Days As An Eagle Are Over [Phily Inquirer]