Cultural Oddsbreaker: North Korean Leader Claims He Hit 11 Holes in One In Round of Golf

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“It was a claim that would have made even Tiger Woods blush. Kim Jong-il, the leader of North Korea, has casually suggested that, during the first round of golf he ever played, he notched up a mere 11 holes in one…[I]t is estimated to be a one in 14 million chance to have two during a round of 18 holes, the same odds as winning the UK National Lottery. “

Immediately after he sank the 11 holes in one, Jong II waded into the ocean to celebrate where he was simultaneously struck by lightning, and attacked by a giant squid, but then saved by a passing spaceship full of aliens that was luckily flying overhead.

North Korean Leader Defies All the Odds to Card 11 Holes in One [The Herald]