Kobe Bryant Props: Making Bets To Piss Off Kobe

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Los Angeles Lakers’ guard Kobe Bryant is off to a tremendous start this season and it may have to do with his personal life finally being somewhat under control as well as the return of coaching guru Phil Jackson. And the recent announcement that his amazingly forgiving hot wife is pregnant with their second child may have put a little pep in his step as well. However, the doomsday handicappers over at BetOnSports have another set of Kobe odds that if true may knock the superstar guard off his game a bit:

Will a DNA test reveal that Kobe’s daughter is in fact Karl Malone’s? Yes +5000

or

Will Karl Malone be charged of sexual molesting Kobe Bryant’s wife before 12/31/05?

Yes +500

Yeesh. That’s a little extreme. Can’t a big black dude wearing a cowboy hat make a racially insensitive pass at his buddy’s wife without making a big stink about it? And doesn’t everybody say they’re hunting for “little Mexican girls” when they wear a cowboy hat anyway? We know we do.

Kobe Bryant Props(under Sports Celebrities) [BetOnSports]