Make Random Numbers Bow Before Your Superiority
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We were goofing around on ebay this morning, and were astonished by the sheer number of “systems” and “tools” up for sale to assist one in picking their lottery numbers. Amongst the software packages and instructional audio cassettes, this one (pictured) was really our favorite. Anyone who’s stupid enough to buy software that helps them generate random numbers should run their picks side by side with the Amazingly Accurate Lottery Ball Pen! (our title, not theirs) for a few weeks, so they can watch both systems fail miserably to establish mastery over random numbers. Dream about the lotto win, buy a ticket every now and again, but don’t be a retard and think you’re going to find a way to beat the game outright.
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