Fantasy Football News: Farewell, Hamper Shitter
READ MORE: Ahman Green, Fantasy Football, Green Bay Packers, Najeh Davenport
So, during yesterday’s 52-3 walloping of the New Orleans Saints, the Green Bay Packers unleashed the fury that is Najeh Davenport on the world for the first time this season. The famed Hamper Shitter went completely bananas in his first start of the season replacing the useless Ahman Green, racking up 54 yards and two touchdowns on his first 12 carries. Then…he broke his ankle and is now done for the season. It’s a shame, considering Green’s troubles this year could’ve opened the door for Davenport and made those of us who drafted him in the late rounds look like GZAs. Well, thanks for the day, Najeh. See you next year. And Ahman Green’s owners can breathe easily once again.
Plans Go Awry [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
Najeh Davenport Player Page [Yahoo Sports]
Holy Shitter! [HamperShitter]
Fantasy Football: It’s Najeh Time
READ MORE: Fantasy Football, Green Bay Packers, Najeh Davenport
Only in fantasy football could the answer to the question “Who Will Be the This Year’s Reuben Droughns?” be debated with considerable amont of fervor. The fantasy-frothing triumvirate of Mike Harmon, Brandon Funston, and Matt Romig at Yahoo Fantasy Sports pose that question and other ephemera for the masses in its weekly “High Fives” column. And the consensus break out back this year? None other than the Green Bay Packer’s fecal-loving back up running back Najeh Davenport. Do the Green Bay Packers win the award for most disgusting running back tandem in the league? Between Ahman Green’s sweaty hand problem and Davenport’s penchant for poop bombing his ex-girlfriend, it appears that way.
High Fives: Backs to the Future [Yahoo]
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