Oddjack FUYA: Go Hug An Old Guy Carrying a Flag

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It’s Veterans Day. The time of the year where every local newspaper in America will have a picture of an old dude in a wheel chair clutching an American flag to his heart. And the fucking bank isn’t open and we lost our ATM card. Good times. It’s also another NFL/NCAA weekend that has us a little perplexed about what to do. We can’t for the life of us figure out why the Kansas City Chiefs are underdogs at Buffalo. And have the Bears even scored 13 points in any of their victories so far this year let alone giving that amount to San Francisco? And the Colts giving 17 1/2 seems too high against Houston. Well, maybe not.

The weekend in college football is essentially a snoozer, except for two games. The spotlight matchup has to be Florida traveling to South Carolina to face Spurrier again. We’d love nothing more if the Gators go in and trounce the crap out of him, but we have a feeling that’s not going to happen. The Gamecocks are only five point dogs and we’re sure that line would be about ten if anybody else was coaching that team. And then there’s Cal and USC. Cal’s only getting 18 points and that should be enough to cover this game for them easily. And at the beginning of the year, a lot of people saw this as the game where USC could get knocked off. Then BCS upheaval would ensue and, God knows what would happen. Good times. Our eight picks for both NFL and NCAA will come later in the day. Or maybe they won’t. We’re having trouble feeling our face this morning. We’ll do them at some point just so we can frustrate our fiery scoreboard-touting friend at American Gambling News. We’ll commence with ass-upping. Pounding out aggression, turns into obsession.