NFL Betting: No Boat Orgy Can Save Them Now

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Not surprisingly, bettors are taking out second and third mortgages to throw money at the Green Bay Packers for tonight’s Monday night matchup between the Cabezas de Queso and the Vikings de Humpo in a stultifying NFC North battle. The Vikes opened as 3 1/2 point dogs, but have since been bounced up to 5 1/2 and 6 at some sportsbooks thanks to the massive amount of change being chucked at Green Bay. The reason? Well, it’s obvious. Minnesota suffers from a startling lack of offense and a mongoloid coach. The Vikings can’t rely on Darren Sharper every week and with the emergence of the Nigerian Nobody, Green Bay running back Samkon Gado, it’s pretty easy to see why people are banking on the Vikings lack of fire-power to keep the score within a touchdown.

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