Oddjack Goes To The Bench
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We’d like to squash a couple of rumors before they grow legs and run amok on the Internet. First, Oddjack Editor-In-Chief AJ Daulerio has not entered rehab. His predilection for paint thinner has been easily managed lately because the Ace Hardware in his neighborhood has closed their doors. AJ is also not on a “research trip” to the Phillipines this weekend, which should disappoint tranny prostitutes from Manila to Quezon City. The guy just needs a vacation, you got a problem with that?
Filling in for AJ until the medication alleviates his symptoms Monday is esteemed poker blogger and Barstool Sports contributor Mean Gene. Geno is an Aries, enjoys Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and openly weeps every time Matt Damon comes home to find Gretchen Mol has packed up and left him in Rounders.
As for our football picks this week? We’ll let BG make the selections, which means you should adopt the “Fade Us” strategy immediately. No kidding, he really doesn’t know what he’s doing with this shit.
Announcements: Welcome to Wopjack
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In an effort to keep up the staggering amount of meatball maschismo at Oddjack, we’re temporarily taking on a new employee to help us out with some of our not-so-good free picks that have been suffering of late. With the addition of A.J. Benza, this little gambling website is back to being 100% dego once again. No more merigans. They’re unlucky.
In addition to being a former gossip scribe, television personality, and guinea cowboy, Mr. Benza is also a gambling fiend. Go figure. His resume includes running numbers for John Gotti, overseeing a sports tout business in Long Island and hosted a show called “Football Forecast” on Sports Channel. Benza’s first assignment for Oddjack will be to breakdown tonight’s Pennsylvania football melee between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Philadelphia Eagles. Come back for Benza’s pick or else he’ll break your fuckin’ face. We kid. Of course he won’t. Well, we hope not.
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One day, everything will be a wager, from a hand of poker to the likelihood you'll be struck down by a bioterror attack before the next brain backup. One day. For now, there's Oddjack. It's a sneak peek at the future of gambling.
