Oddjack Announcements: Football Up Your Ass
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We’ve been getting a lot of flack as of late about the lack of football picks we’ve been making. There have been some, er, adjustments to the site obviously in recent weeks and we’ve been lax about our picks. But not today. No, today Oddjackers you will be inundated with a furious amount picks in NCAA and NFL football. That’s enough to shake a stick at. A huge stick, mind you. Today we will have 11. That’s right 11 big games where we’ll put on our handicapping helmets just like those old Kids on the Block, Inc. assemblies we used to attend in elementary school. Yes, we’re retarded puppets.
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One day, everything will be a wager, from a hand of poker to the likelihood you'll be struck down by a bioterror attack before the next brain backup. One day. For now, there's Oddjack. It's a sneak peek at the future of gambling.
