Thursday Morning Oddsline

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POST-ELECTION LONGSHOTS WE LIKE
· Odds that Hillsdale, Michigan’s new 18-year-old high school student mayor will pass a special ordinance requiring Amy Fitzmiller to go with him to the Prom - 11-1
· Odds that Texas’ new constitutional ban on gay marriage will cause a mass exodus making Oklahoma at least 23% “more fabulous” - 15-1
· Odds that the slew of GOP defeats in gubenatorial races across the country will cause another Dick Cheney heart attack in the next seven days - 25-1

WHAT WE’VE GOT IN THE OFFICE POOL
· Percent of lyrics actually penned by Sharon Stone in Katrina benefit song co-written by three others - 11%-20%
· If TV provides twice as many sex scenes as seven years ago, in what year will the first boob be seen on Fox? - 2009
· Why are we going to see Pride and Prejudice on opening night this Friday? - ONE CHICK FLICK IS WORTH THREE FOOTBALL GAMES