WSOP: Odds on Affleck

filed under Poker : Celebrities

So, once again, a bunch of well-heeled celebrities will take on the pros and try to stave off humiliaton at the World Series of Poker. And, once again, Ben Affleck’s giant alcoholic head received some generous odds to win the tournament at 150-1. (Insert Ben Affleck Box Office/Acting/Relationship Odds Joke Here.)

Other celebs given minor respect:

Matt Damon: 250-1
Ed Norton: 250-1
Leonardo DiCaprio: 250-1

Hey, but where’s Tobey Maguire? Did his alleged donut gorging completely knock him off the board? Or maybe he can’t fit his chunky thighs under the table…

WSOP Champion Odds [CNW]
WSOP 2005 Champion Odds [Sportsbook]