Not 2005 WSOP: Ultimate Poker Challenge Crowns a Champ

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Wait, Cyndy Violette didn’t make the final table? Then why are we leading with a pic of her on this story?

Will you look at that rack? We got some comments from readers over the past couple of days about our inclusion of Cyndy in that journalistically integrityish expose on the websites of various pro poker babes, and to answer, we’ll just point you to that picture courtesy of Las Vegas Vegas. Cyndy’s like your mom’s best friend that you’re not entirely sure hasn’t been making eyes at you every time she makes a flimsy excuse to stop over to your mom’s house. Does anyone really scrapbook, or is that just a euphemism for middle-aged women getting crocked on cheap Chardonnay while griping about how bad their hot flashes are getting?

Fine, yeah, there was a poker tournament yesterday too. Andy Bloch ended up winning the thing. He took home $167,500 for his troubles, beating Blair Rodman at the end with Jack-Four, also known as “The Jackhammer.” It’s not real cute when you slam Jack-Four down on the table, showing a stone bluff while yelling, “Y’all just been JACKHAMMERED!” Doesn’t mean we haven’t done it though.

UPC Final Table Update [Tao of Poker]
Ultimate Poker Challenge Final Table Recap [LasVegasVegas]
Previously: Nice Website Isabelle - Where’s Your Webcam? [Oddjack]