The Rake: Fixating On J.Tilly’s Ta-Tas

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· News4 WOAI’s Dale Blasingame reports the poker gods are against him. Focus momentarily taken off of missing girl in Aruba, to dismay of housewives everywhere. [WOAI]
· One of the space shuttle Discovery astronauts is nicknamed “Vegas” due to a lucky poker streak a few years back. Still isn’t as cool as Jennifer Tilly, who won a poker tournament AND showed us her tits in various movies. [MLive]
· A look at the Aussie underbelly of casino poker, at the casino where Joe Hachem developed his chops. We assume an “Aussie underbelly” is fuzzy and cute like a koala bear’s, and your average gambler just can’t resist petting and stroking it. [Bulletin]
· WPT Enterprises garners settlement for intellectual property infringement from various sources. Once they said “intellectual” we knew they weren’t talking about Vince Van Patten. [Poker777]
· “Poker” again the top Lycos search term for the week, narrowly edging Britney Spears. Nowhere to be found on the list - Wynonna. [Marketwatch]
· In case you missed it, Rocco Mediate bounced out of the WSOP holding Ten-Four. Also compares lacing a three-iron stiff to reading your opponent’s hand. We never could hit our three. [Detroit News]
· Recent survey says 18% of all American adults played poker in the previous twelve months, up from 12% last year. We’ll credit Jennifer Tilly’s tits for the increase. [Gambling Magazine]