Remainders: Crown Casino Stays In The News, Emotional Distress, and Check Pat Sajak Before Assuming the Worst

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· Nine employees of Australia’s Crown Casino (home of unlucky toilet ghosts) were taken to the hospital after a small fire started in a television in the back of the building. These wallabies will do anything to stay in the news. [ABC Online]
· Barry Shipherd thought he won almost $400K on a slot, the casino said it was really $620, but he gets $50K from the courts for “mental anguish?” Where’s our movie check Banky? [Big Online Casinos]
· Five reels, nine lines, and an amazing array of symbols of luxury mark the “Lap of Luxury” slot from Lasseters Online. Diamond Ring, Mink Stole, Fifty-Foot Yacht, Fifty-Foot Yacht, Rolex Watch = you lose again. [WebWire]
· Kansas City police are searching for a 77-year-old woman who went missing while visiting the Ameristar Casino with a relative. We suggest looking at the bank of “Wheel Of Fortune” slots, she’s probably over there. [Kansas City Star]
· Sheikh Mohammed al-Maktoum’s bid of $9M was enough to secure purchase of former champ, future broodmare Ashado at this week’s Keeneland auction. Look for her offspring at the track in about three years. [MSNBC]
· And just to prove that all adults are basically high school girls at heart, even math geeks and Internet millionaires, we present Paul Phillips’ graceful farewell to the 2+2 boards. [Paul Phillips]