Remainders: Protest Erections, Greeks Care, and A New Way To Storm The Castle

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· Groundbreaking of new casino is thwarted when opponents blocked roads and “erected a giant teepee.” Sadly, this is not a euphemism. [Brandon Sun]
· Bahamanian Minister of Tourism takes break from drinking rum to tout the construction of casino on island’s south-side destination of Exuma. Not that anyone has actually heard of south-side Bahamanian destination Exuma before. [The Bahama Journal]
· Detroit’s Greektown Casino kicks off the Eighth Annual Responsible Gaming Week. Elderly volunteers are stationed at the door to ask two questions of all casino patrons - “Did you leave your children in the car?” and “Would you like to try the moussaka?” [Yahoo News]
· “Online Casino Proves There’s Over A Million Reasons To Play.” Not on list, “self-esteem” and “chicks.” [Online Casino News]
· Mohegan Sun to roll out sensor-filled blackjack tables to help the casino track fluctuations in betting. It does not, however, flash lights and beep angrily at that asshole on third base who wants to hit that soft nineteen against the dealer’s eight. [Technology Review]
· A woman was pulled out of a casino’s moat by emergency crews in Missouri this afternoon. If you don’t just giggle at the description of the article, there isn’t anything we can say that can help you get an additional chuckle out of the damn thing. [Kansas City Channel]
· Do you like meeting new people? Consider yourself an expert on liquor and gambling? Need to move at least one hemisphere away for reasons undisclosed? Perhaps you should look into this job posting to become the Liquor and Gambling Assistant Director for South Africa! [Legal Brief]