Celebrity Betting: Another Jude and Sienna Reunion?

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Nanny-humping cad Jude Law and his broken hearted former fiancee Sienna Miller are reportedly back together again and Bodog has a new line(again) on whether or not the troubled couple will finally get married. Right now, the line shows an engagement for Jude and Sienna by July 2006 at -110(Pay $110 to win $100), while a NO bet is more likely at a price of -130(Pay $130 to win $100). We’re not convinced that this union is as rock solid as some tabloids have reported. We’re almost positive, however, that any domestic help the couple decides to hire will undoubtedly go through strict aesthetic scrutiny. So, all butt-ugly gardners, maids, and nannies should start polishing up their resumes if they want a sweet gig working for the reunited Laws in 2006.

Will Jude Law and Sienna Miller Marry Before July 2006? [Bodog]
Jude and Sienna Reunite Again [People]

Jesus, More Baby Odds

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We promise this is the last celebrity baby post of the day. But when it’s odds on actress Sienna Miller, Jude Law’s dicked-over ex, well, we have to post. And who is behind these crafty odds on Sienna’s supposed new baby? Paddy Power. Of course. According to the little British birdies, Sienna has a six-week old pooch in her paunch from Captain Jude and she’s all out of names. So far, Paddy Power says the leading candidate is(drum roll)…Ed. Yep. Fucking Ed. 8/1 odds on Ed. Oh there’s another 8/1 favorite—Jo. Yep. Fucking Jo. For the longshots you can go Miller(100-1), Nana (100/1), Daisy(250/1), or Carlsberg(500/1).

Sienna Miller Baby Odds [Paddy Power]

Celebrity Betting: Jude Law’s Not A Player, He Just Humps Beat Nannies

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Too-pretty-to-be-a-dude actor Jude Law’s infidelity has perked up the books at BetonSports as they’ve recently released a set of odds dedicated to all things Jude. Since he admitted to poking his child’s nanny, Daisy Wright, while he and actress Sienna Miller were engaged, the odds are, surprisingly, not that great that these two artificial love kittens will ever become man and wife in the eyes of the Lord. So, the bookmakers went another direction and instead focused heavily on the potential fall-out from Law’s frisky penis:

What will be the final outcome of Jude Law’s affair with Daisy Wright by 12/31/06?

· He will marry Daisy Wright: 50-1
· Sienna Miller will beat up Daisy Wright on National TV: 150-1
· Daisy Wright will start a career as a adult film star: 50-1
· Jude Law will declare he now intends to be a monk: 50-1
· Ex wife Sadie Frost will hire Daisy Wright as her new nanny: 50-1
· Jude Law will hire a Playboy model to be his new Nanny: 150-1

What Will be the Final Outcome of Jude Law’s Affair With Daisy Wright by 12/31/06? [BetonSports]