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America kicks ass. From the country that brought you everything that’s great, like The Beverly Hillbillies, Tex-Mex cuisine, and Paris Hilton, we bring you one more thing to wave your 1776 freak flag high over.

AMERICA IS RANKED HIGHER THAN ENGLAND IN SOCCER.

Call it football if you want to, we’ll send Ray Lewis and Ed Reed over to your “flat” for “high tea” to end that discussion. It’s soccer. And we rule. America is better than you are. Always. Don’t forget it you crumpet-chewing Queen-lovers.

And god bless those crazy nationalistic bastards across the pond, they refuse to acknowledge our absolute domination. Paddy Power lists England at 7-1 to win the next World Cup, and the USA is a 100-1 overlay. England’s own William Hill bookie shop has England at 7.5-1, and the USA at 101-1. Get your money down now, we’re going all Manifest Destiny on your asses.

It’s official: USA are better than England [SoccerNet]