Beats me, probably because eating all that duck fetus hasn’t propelled him to global popularity just yet.

I know, I know, all of you who are literally worshiping Manny Pacquiao may have something to say about his ”popularity” all around the world but as far as I’m concerned, the shit I dump on the toilet is more popular than this third world moron.

And in case you haven’t heard, he just scheduled a bout against arguably the most popular fighter in the world today, ”the Golden Boy” Oscar De La Hoya, in a fight that rumors claim will be Pacquiao’s retirement match. The problem for Pacquiao is, De La Hoya will beat him so bad, he WILL be pushed into retirement, whether he likes it or not.

That’s on December 6, at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where Manny Pacquiao takes on Oscar De la Hoya. It’s Pacquiao’s debut in the welterweight division as he continues to dodge Juan Manuel Marquez by jumping weight classes after that fucking screw job he pulled over the poor Mexican last March 15.

Despite his underdog status, Pacquiao, for some reason, is undaunted. Either that or that’s just what he wants his remaining fans to think. Sure, he has a ring record of a veteran prizefighter with 52 professional fights, scoring 47 wins, losing three, and drawing two. The problem is, none of his wins impressed me since he has this ridiculous boxing style, if you can call it that, that will make any…

It’s on this Saturday night.

The WBC Lightweight Championship will be decided this Saturday at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada as boxing’s third world moron, Manny Pacquiao, tries to pry that Lightweight championship belt away from defending champion David Diaz.

Of course, since you’re reading this here on OddJack, you just know that another ‘Pacquiao-bashing’ is on the way right? You bet. I’m still waiting for the day when a Mexican finally knocks that duck-fetus off Pacquiao’s gums but since David Diaz will come into this fight as a heavy underdog, I’ll already be happy seeing Pacquiao’s face rearranged by the Mexican champion, win or lose.

Jeez… This third world joke has gone waaay too far already. Hell, the Philippines ALMOST saw this joke in office when Manny Pacquiao decided to make a run for a political position in the country. THANKFULLY, Pacquiao lost that battle in emphatic fashion and it’s about time somebody puts him out of his misery inside the ring as well.

For what it’s worth, David Diaz, with a record of 37-1-1, definitely has what it takes to pull off an upset this Saturday. Diaz is 8-0-1 in his last nine fights inside the squared circle and with…

And we meant that both in a figurative and literal sense.

For all ya’ll who have no idea what’s going down this Saturday night, Manny Pacquiao will challenge David Diaz for his WBC Lightweight Championship belt at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, Nevada.

That’s right, Manny Pacquiao, deciding to go up weight classes on his way to ”bigger” things, (or so he says…) wants to become the first Asian fighter to win four championship belts in different weight divisions. But is facing David Diaz the way to go? Hmm…

For some reason, Manny Pacquiao (along with his fans… yes, the duck-eating moron has some…) is already expecting to beat David Diaz and win the WBC Lightweight Championship.

Although in my opinion, Manny Pacquiao jumping weight classes is his way to avoid another rematch with Juan Manuel Marquez, (after he AB-SO-LUTE-LY robbed Marquez in their second fight…) Pacquiao believes that by jumping weight divisions, he’s on his way to bigger things.

Why would Pacquiao think otherwise? After all, David Diaz’s career has been a…

Looks like you too can’t wait for the new NFL season to begin eh?

And while Adam Jones do not know ”the Pacman” Manny Pacquiao personally, or give a rat’s ass about the guy, he hates Pacman. And by that, I mean he no longer wants to be called by that moniker after being known as Adam ”Pacman” Jones in his career in the NFL.

With merely a few months left before the 2008-09 NFL football season begins, Adam (formerly known as Pacman…) Jones wants to have a fresh start with his new team, the Dallas Cowboys, after being banned for an entire season as a member of the Tennessee Titans.

”There’s really just a lot of negativity behind it,” new Dallas Cowboys CB Adam Jones said. ”It’s just time for a change, man. I’m doing everything to make sure that I’m all right as a person, mentally and emotionally.”

After missing the 2007 NFL season as Adam ”Pacman” Jones, the Cowboys took a chance and landed the guy after giving up draft picks in April. And while it is still a question whether he can finally return to the field for the Cowboys’ season opener on September 7, he is hoping that by dropping the silly ”Pacman” moniker, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell will find it in his heart to let him play.

”My mom is going to call me ‘Pacman.’ That is what it is. I can’t change that,” Jones said. ”I’m not saying that my teammates won’t call me ‘Pacman’ on…”

It’s on June 28, when Manny Pacquiao will look to win the WBC Lightweight Championship from David Diaz.

Of course, like most of his fights, we’re very eager to see Manny Pacquiao get fucked by another Mexican. It simply don’t matter to us whether the third world moron wins or not, as long as a Mexican knuckle creams Pacquiao’s face good.

And this time, we’re hoping David Diaz does just that. He will come into this bout as the reigning WBC Lightweight Champion looking to defend his title from Pacquiao, now being dubbed for some reason as ”the Mexicutioner.” Can Diaz fix Pacquiao’s face with a right uppercut?

David ”Dangerous” Diaz, the current owner of the WBC Lightweight Championship, holds a professional record of 34-1-1, with 17 KOs. He is a former four-time U.S. National amateur champion and 1996 U.S. Olympian, making his debut in November, 1996.

Diaz won the WBC Interim Lightweight world title in his last fight in August, 2006, with a sensational come-from-behind knockout against defending champion Jose Armando Santa Cruz. The win against Santa Cruz made Diaz the WBC’s mandatory challenger and when no agreement could be reached during the free negotiation period with WBC champion Joel Casamayor, the fight went to a purse offer.

Casamayor’s representatives did not participate and…

Puh-lease, you just know I’ve been waiting for the guy to do just that.

I’m sick and tired of Manny Pacquiao. For all ya’ll who have been following us here on OddJack, you should already know that. Why all the hatred for the third world moron? I don’t know but this thing he believes in that he’s saving an entire country from whatever with a boxing match just irritates me the most.

It’s boxing for crying out loud. IT’S SIMPLY BOXING. Nothing more, nothing less and for this Pacquiao to fuel his country to emotionally root for him, thinking he’s fighting for his country’s God-knows-what, really sickens me. In fact, I find it the stupidest, most pathetic way to get a fan base and for some reason, the duck-eating moron gets it.

On June 28, the guy who just loves them duck fetus will return inside the ring against another Mexican fighter, David Diaz, to fight for Diaz’ WBC Lightweight Championship belt at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

This will be a 12-round bout promoted by Top rank in association with MP Promotions. Manny Pacquiao, the reigning WBC Super Featherweight Champion, (who for some reason climbed up weight class to avoid Juan Manuel Marquez…) calls this bout his toughest battle yet.

”This will be my hardest-fought battle,” Manny Pacquiao said. (And just because the dude’s English is more like a five-year-old’s…)

Is it me or did Britney Spears’ divorce launch the new slew of horrors across music genres?

Yes, let’s blame all global problems on Britney because it feels like fun. No sooner than she outed her new bob, new bod, and new irreconcilable diffs did the world plunge back into gossip doom yet again. In the Spears household, dirt is cast by a sex tape, which about-to-be-ex Kevin Federline is dangling as part of his grand blackmailing and golddigging scheme.

On the celebrity front, Jude Law and Sienna Miller split up for what they say is officially the last time, Borat gets beaten up in NYC, Denise Richards hurls a laptop and hits two clueless old women, and Anna Nicole Smith gets kicked out of her Bahamas home. On the music front, Procol Harum fight over royalties 100 years later from the much obscurely worded, LSD-addled song, A Whiter Shade of Pale. And that’s all on the same week as Brit’s filing for divorce.

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