Are you ready?

If you’re a boxing fan, you should be pumped up for the Manny Pacquiao – Miguel Cotto fight this weekend because we might finally see the demise of boxing’s biggest joke. Yeah, I’m still hoping for somebody to knock this third world faggot that answers to the name Manny Pacquiao and I have a feeling Miguel Cotto will finally do the deed.

How come? What makes Miguel Cotto different from all the other boxers that tried to put Manny Pacquiao out of his misery? Well, everybody knows that Pacquiao is the favorite coming into this WBO welterweight championship fight, everybody thinks Cotto will just be another one of Pacquiao’s victims to fall to that mindless boxing technique Freddie Roach probably got from a bar fight.

It is because of these reasons why Manny Pacquiao could be taking Miguel Cotto a little too lightly. And since the third world moron is probably a little too preoccupied about all these other stuff that he’s planning to do next like pursuing a singing and acting career and running for a political seat in his home country, this is the perfect opportunity for Cotto to catch Pacquiao off guard and finally rid boxing of the retardation that has been plaguing the sport…

He’s determined, let’s just put it that way.

The Manny Pacquiao – Miguel Cotto fight is on this Saturday and as far as the reigning WBO welterweight champion is concerned, he’s ready to knock the living daylights out of the third world moron and save boxing from the plague known as Manny.

How focused is he to fuck Manny Pacquiao up? He already got to Las Vegas earlier than usual to ”familiarize himself with the atmosphere” there. I mean, how crazy is that? Now I don’t know how familiarizing yourself with the atmosphere can help him inside the ring come Saturday but I am rooting for this dude, basically anybody who has the opportunity to erase Pacquiao from the sport of boxing.

”If he thinks he is going to win seven titles in seven weight divisions now, he has picked the wrong moment, the wrong fighter and the wrong opponent,” Miguel Cotto said. ”If he thinks he is going to win the seventh title against Miguel Cotto, he is very wrong.”

Yep, Cotto will be out to shock the world and finally put an end to the third world retardation plaguing the sport that I love. Freddie Roach says he has money on Pacquiao knocking Cotto out in the first round but as far as Cotto is concerned, he is simply isn’t concerned about what Roach says at this point.

”Forget about Freddie Roach,” Cotto said. ”The only thing…”

Oh, you just know I’m rooting for Miguel Cotto.

My personal hatred for Manny Pacquiao has been well documented, especially by Pacquiao’s fans who just can’t get enough of the articles I come up with every time their third world moron has a big fight coming up.

And in case you didn’t know, yes, the Manny Pacquiao – Miguel Cotto fight is coming up this Saturday at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada. My pick? That’s easy, Cotto. And at the end of the night, I reckon Pacquiao will be puking blood, along with some bits of duck fetus he probably gobbled up all week long.

Why am I picking Miguel Cotto? Well, aside from the fact that Cotto is the fighter the sport of boxing can really be proud of, aside from the fact that Cotto is the fighter with the more impressive skill set, and aside from the fact that Cotto is the fighter that best exemplifies why we call boxing ‘’sweet science,” he’ll be the guy who’ll come into the big fight prepared.

Yep, you read it, Miguel Cotto, the current WBO welterweight champion, will be the more prepared fighter because as far as Manny Pacquiao is concerned, his country’s national elections are coming up and campaigning for a political seat is more important for this sick fuck. (Yes, rumors claim that he’s actually running… Jeez…)

While I can’t fathom why an entire nation will elect a moron like Manny Pacquiao for office, letting him continue to desecrate the sport of boxing is probably something even worse. It’s about time that this sick joke ends and I’m hoping the Puerto Rican champion will be able to do just that once and for all.

Sure, Cotto may not get all the attention that Pacquiao…

We are probably the only ones hyped up about this fight between the duck-eating phenomenon and the Baby Face Assassin.

And in case you didn’t get that, yes, Marco Antonio Barrera for some reason, is nicknamed as the Baby Face Assassin despite the fact that he looks like one tough Mexican S.O.B. ready to finally put an end to the pathetic legend of Manny Pacquiao.

In case you missed my previous posts about this Manny Pacquiao, yes, I’ve been relentless in berating the guy every single time he has yet another fight with another retiring Mexican.

On October 6, Manny Pacquiao will be facing Marco Antonio Barrera, yet another fighter on the brink of retirement. They’ll be fighting for the Super Featherweight championship of the world. And I’m hoping, Barrera will finally put an end to this joke just so we can move on with our lives and wait for the next Mike Tyson comeback fight.

Or the next time Oscar De La Hoya puts on lingerie again.

Manny Pacquiao claims fighting Marco Antonio Barrera on Saturday is a dream come true. Then again, he doesn’t really know what he is…

Admit it, Jorge Solis is just another fighter handpicked by Freddie Roach and Team Pacquiao.

Yeah yeah, Manny Pacquiao could be one of the top ten hitters in the world of boxing. But c’mon, the guy’s JUST A STUPID BRAWLER. And winning over Erik Morales, a fighter WELL OVER pass his prime, is definitely not something to be proud about. It’s like punching the lights out of a 70-year-old man and you go on and tell your friends about it.

I guess what I’m trying to say here is, Manny Pacquiao doesn’t impress me, NOT ONE BIT. And picking up jobbers like Jorge Solis doesn’t convince me to think otherwise. April 14 is the date when Manny Pacquiao faces off with another jobber, this time it’s Jorge Solis, in a 12-round Super Featherweight match at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas.

Remember Rocky I when Apollo Creed was picking jobbers to show off his ”boxing greatness?” Well, this is something like that but instead of a great black champion, we have a third world moron picking up people from the streets of Mexico to box with.

Of course, I’m hoping Jorge Solis becomes Pacquiao’s Rocky and shut up this stupid brawler who thinks he’s the best in the world for good.

So what do we know about Jorge Solis? Well, aside from being another fighter picked up by Pacquiao’s people from the streets of Mexico, they say he’s an aggressive boxer-puncher that likes to…

Just when you thought you have seen enough screw jobs in sports.

On July 2 at the Araneta Coliseum in the Philippines, Manny Pacquiao, will put his WBC Super Featherweight title on the line against Mexico’s own, Oscar Larios, in front of a Pacquiao worshiping Philippine population that digs everything and anything Pacquiao’s – from a movie and a music CD – to whatever the Pacman endorses – beer, underwear, socks, McDonalds…

Oscar Larios might be a tough fighter indeed but c’mon, this guy was merely handpicked by Pacquiao’s trainer, Freddie Roach, to be nothing more but fodder for the Pacquiao craze. A mere ‘’pellet’’ for the ‘’Pacman,’’ if you will.

Pacman? Gimme’ a break. That’s the most stupid name I heard since those dumbass band names I bastardized right here on OddJack a few months ago.

The Pacquiao Team can say that Larios is a fierce fighter OR maybe even the toughest test Pacquiao is about to take yet but the fact of the matter is, Oscar Larios is merely a handpicked screw-up summoned by Freddie Roach to prepare his Filipino fagot ready to a possible third bout with Erik Morales OR maybe a title match with Juan Manuel Marquez.

Manny Pacquiao is the odds on favorite – fresh from his victory over Mexico’s…

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