Why the hell does Adam Morrison get all the hype?

They say Adam Morrison is a talented player, but all I see is a long-haired, out-of-shape geek desperate to score for a team without any real talent to show for.

Yup, that is my assessment of one Adam Morrison, contrary to what legendary college hoops announcer, Dick Vitale, says about the Gonzaga star.

Dick Vitale, with everything he has accomplished in the world of color commentary, maybe is the most respected icon in all of college basketball.

However, the moment he branded Adam Morrison as the overall No.1 pick in the coming NBA Draft, plummeted his stature down from legendary status to… Well… Dumbass.

Jeezuschrist… Adam Morrison is even being compared to the best pure shooters in the NBA. The most notable of which is Boston’s own, Larry Bird. I mean c’mon, Adam Morrison is not even half as good a shooter as say, Dirk Nowitzki, and they’re…

J.J. Redick is one three-point shooting machine.

Although his legacy in the NCAA College Basketball ranks is far from over, he knows so well, including the rest of the nation, that his legacy will ALWAYS include his uncanny shooting touch from downtown. Redick made sure of just that when he became the NCAA’s career leader in that very statistical category last Tuesday.

J.J. Redick dropped 33 points, including four more three-point bombs to move him at the top of NCAA Basketball’s three-point shooters. Oh yeah, the Duke Blue Devils hammered my boy’s , Chris Paul, alma mater Wake Forest, 93-70.

When J.J. gets hot like that, you might as well forget about it. The Devils remain undefeated in the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC).

”I’ll never be able to completely shed the label of just being a shooter, and that’s fine with me,” Redick said. ”It doesn’t stop me from working on my game and trying to get better,” he added.

It will be interesting to see where this phenomenal player end up in…

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On the 3rd of February, 2006, there will be a big party as Hooters Casino Hotel opens its doors to perverts and sexually-frustrated men.

They won’t do you any sexual favors though, unless you’re one hot chick magnet like… say… J.J. Jack.

The downside, not all employees will be Hooters Girls as they will have men and women alike to make sure Hooters Casino Hotel is second to none.

C’mon, we just wanna see more chicks with their tits plastered on those tiny white tanktops.

However, they do compensate by having the biggest group of Hooters Girls in one place anywhere on the…

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The transition from prom queen to porn queen just got more convenient, now that Miss America has moved to Vegas.

Alert all scream flick makers, from Brian de Palma to Kevin Williamson. 52 beauty queens from hell are throwing their coming out party.

Las Vegas is indeed playing host to a girlie show all ages can watch. This one’s called the 2006 Miss America Pageant (not to be mistaken for the Miss USA Pageant, which is a different horror story). It will be held at…

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There are a lot of annoying stuff that can happen in a man’s life. There’s the occasional trips to the mall where your girlfriend drags you to what would be another long day of window-shopping-damnation.

There’s also those lazy afternoons when your dog starts licking your crotch when you would rather have Jason Kidd’s wife do it for you.

Of course, how can I forget the asshole who cuts you in the middle of a no-swerving zone?

But, among all these, perhaps the most annoying of it all is when you finally eyeballed a first-class hoe your itching to… well… ‘wam-bam-thank-you-ma’m’ only to find out that being the puny little creature that you are, you don’t have the dough to buy that hoe.

Until now.

The world’s first Hooters Casino Hotel…

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Poker players, even at the low limits, depend on psychology to help them make decisions. Should I chase my flush at a bad price against the rhubarb who just bluffed at a pot with nothing? Or do I steer clear of giving the guy who looks like Chris Moneymaker my chips? Dr. Pauly says you should embrace your inner donkey:

A lot of us play the majority of our poker online. Some of you haven’t played extensively in casinos, so here’s my quick tip… image is important.

· The owner of the San Remo Casino in Las Vegas has won the license to fly the Hooters flag outside. Of course, the flag is bright orange and two sizes too small for his ass, but he’s only doing this to work his way through cosmetology college. [Hotel Interactive] · There’s going to be [...]

It is a glorious time of the year–crackling leaves, that wood-burning Halloween smell, and that unsettling feeling that we’re just getting older every day and all of our dreams are slowly disintegrating into a pile of ash. But we have the fall TV season to get us through. In celebration of the beginning of its second season, today’s Cultural Oddsmaker gives the breakdown on ABC’s Gilligan-esque hit show Lost. Our guest handicapper is Aileen Gallagher of the mighty Black Table, who shows us that she’s as adept at oddsmaking as she is at sneering. Proceed to the land of Lost, after the jump.

· It was a record setting month of profitability for Vegas’ casinos in July? How good? They’re even comping themselves. [Las Vegas Sun] · Chinook Winds Casino Resort features a special performance by REO Speedwagon this weekend. They go on just after the puppet show. [Newport News Times] · Opinion piece posits, “God is too [...]

Like boxing, horse racing to some people as a sport rife with cheats and angle shooters. While it’s undeniable that cheating does occur at the track, the easy availability of information makes hiding a horse’s capabilities from the betting public difficult. There are other angles however, where the horse’s connections can create overlay opportunities and [...]